2004-03-10, 11:20 p.m.
think I'll have another glass of mexican wine. says:
no she wants me to become one with god
figs says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
think I'll have another glass of mexican wine. says:
and i told her to save this discussion
for another time
think I'll have another glass of mexican wine. says:
then she got really mad
think I'll have another glass of mexican wine. says:
and it snowballed from there
think I'll have another glass of mexican wine. says:
nothing funnier than a reformed pornstar mother lecturing you on
christianity and refraining from premarital sex.
figs says:
say that the only way you will become one with god is if god is carmen electra and she asks you to combine with her into a horny, sweaty furious gnarly sex beast megazord
figs says:
or learn how to tune her out and beat her with a frozen trout if she gets lippy
Man kyle is the fuckin best. so is Nate. and Geoff... but man sex beast megazaord, thats classic.